THOSE WHO CAN’T PLAY GROOVE COASTER THAT HAS KAGEPRO SONGS IN IT GROUP HUG!

kikithedeceiver:

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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hangoverpart3:

Today, witness the epic finale you never saw coming. Get your tickets to The Hangover Part III: http://hangoverpart3.com 

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me:	“So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy:	“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me:	“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy:	“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

“Are you too gay?”

jimmyneuter:

christoffir:

rrmcgonnegalry:

spraainspajn:

cohbesive:

Are you?

Find out here

This is so fucking stupid and hilarious at the same time

apparently I am

I knew it

i like wifi 

I spent more time reading this than `i should have

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secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

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tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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